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Buy a bird feeder and hang it outside the window where you eat breakfast, making sure it’s just
low enough for your cat to reach.

Act like a trapped animal when people
begin discussing your faults.

Use the Doppler Effect to earn
valuable cash prizes.

Never pass up an opportunity to make
somebody feel like dirt.

 
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