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Miracle  A “recorded” event in which the laws of the physical universe are repealed temporarily. See Surrealism.

Musical  Opera for Americans.

Muzak  A collection of sounds used by business owners to express politely their contempt for all human beings.

Nonsense  Any opinion differing from your own,
reasonable or otherwise.

Nude  Naked from the waist up and from the waist down.

Open Marriage  A bad marriage.

Overtime  Time spent working over that which was allotted,
for which the government is paid.

PC  Passive-aggressive.

Peace  The maintenance of the status quo.

Peaceful Warrior  See Allegorical Hippy Bullshit.

Performance Art  A performance in which the art has been removed indelicately.

 
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