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Surrealism  Nonsense fortified with a political agenda.
See Surrealism.

Talent  A term of solace for those with ability who have squandered it.

Thesaurus  A book of words and their synonyms conceived
to aid writers of scholarly works by providing a variety
of word choices, used primarily to facilitate the
completion of crossword puzzles.

Tourism  An activity that allows Americans to watch television
in different parts of the world.

Traffic Ticket  A modern tax-collection device.

Travel  Tourism’s embarrassed father.

Valentine’s Day  The designated day for romance invented
by florists and gift card manufacturers to relieve people
of their money one day of the year and their responsibility of romance the other 364.

Vanity Plate  A metal automobile identification handcrafted
by criminals for idiots.

 

 
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